sonnenschein ist eklig, wenn man drinnen gefangen ist.

preisverleihung und big brother in einem!

fragen ueber fragen und ein grosses stirnrunzeln ob der deutschen rechtschreibung.

[wozu ueberhaupt, solang man sich untereinander versteht...]

es schneit

[wahrhaftig. richtig echter schnee. von oben. nach unten. schmelzend.]

deswegen haeng ich so an dir, mein liebster.

[size does matter?
ach, ich mag deine 128mb.]

1. when you are sad -- i will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you that way.
2. when you are blue -- i will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. when you smile -- i will know you finally got laid.
4. when you are scared -- i will rag on you about it every chance i get.
5. when you are worried -- i will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. when you are confused -- i will use little words.
7. when you are sick -- stay the hell away from me until you are well again. i don't want to catch whatever you have.
8. when you fall -- i will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
9. this is my oath... i pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask."because you are my friend" .

[via mail]

das neue ebay

[hihi]

flugangst hab ich eigentlich nich.

[aber humor!]

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